Mattress Reserve 💰🛏️
Generations have trusted the mattress for savings. Now it’s on-chain.
What is $MATTRESS?
$MATTRESS – The softest pump. The hardest hold.
The ultimate store of value. Comfier than gold.
Why Mattress Reserve?
🏦 Banks give you 0.01% APY. Mattress gives you 100x overnight.
💸 Your grandkids will stash $MATTRESS just like their ancestors did.
🏦 The only institution you can trust is the one under your bed.
🔹 The economy’s collapsing? $MATTRESS provides foundational support for a soft landing.
✔ 100% organic growth. No central banks, just soft assets.
🔎 Our forensic examination results: 100% good, clean fun.
The Ultimate Reserve
💸 The Federal Reserve can print money. Mattress Reserve can only stack more mattresses.
🛏️ The most cutting-edge mattress technological innovation in the industry.
🚀 Low cost, frictionless, instant satisfaction when you buy.
💰 Laying the foundation for the next century of mattress innovation!
Get Involved
It's Presidents Day! The markets are closed, but $MATTRESS trades 24/7.
Follow @MattressReserve on X
CA: 5DKebYF8ATH9vq8TJ3JTqPTJ77X1cmUX1KRETiYopump
📥 Download the Mattress Mascot
📊 $MATTRESS Tokenomics
| Wallet | Allocation | Purpose |
|---|---|---|
| JMATT | 0 | Dev Wallet |
| 1bEER | 0 | Thematic Allocation |
| DPiZzA | 0 | Thematic Allocation |
| aDUMb | 0 | Treasury Reserve Wallet |
| BURN | 23,100,027.41 | Burned for testing | Total Supply | 976,899,973 | Max Supply |
🔹 Oversight & Regulation
Mattress Reserve is proudly overseen by: D.U.M.B. Department for Unlimited Mattress Bureaucracy - The agency that fines you for ripping the tag off. - You know that tag on the mattress? You may receive a D.U.M.B. Enforcement Action if you tear it off. - You have been warned.
This is not financial advice. $MATTRESS has no utility, no roadmap, and no insiders. Do not buy this.