Mattress Reserve 💰🛏️

Generations have trusted the mattress for savings. Now it’s on-chain.

What is $MATTRESS?

$MATTRESS – The softest pump. The hardest hold.

The ultimate store of value. Comfier than gold.

Why Mattress Reserve?

🏦 Banks give you 0.01% APY. Mattress gives you 100x overnight.

💸 Your grandkids will stash $MATTRESS just like their ancestors did.

🏦 The only institution you can trust is the one under your bed.

🔹 The economy’s collapsing? $MATTRESS provides foundational support for a soft landing.

✔ 100% organic growth. No central banks, just soft assets.

🔎 Our forensic examination results: 100% good, clean fun.

The Ultimate Reserve

💸 The Federal Reserve can print money. Mattress Reserve can only stack more mattresses.

🛏️ The most cutting-edge mattress technological innovation in the industry.

🚀 Low cost, frictionless, instant satisfaction when you buy.

💰 Laying the foundation for the next century of mattress innovation!

$MATTRESS Philosophy

✔ No utility ✔ No presale ✔ No KOLs ✔ No thought leaders ✔ No VCs ✔ No angel investors

✔ No insiders ✔ No games ✔ No call to action ✔ No KPIs ✔ No AI ✔ No meta ✔ No staking

✔ No rewards ✔ No yield ✔ No Telegram ✔ No Instagram ✔ No Point

✔ No TikTok ✔ No BS ✔ Solana only

Get Involved

It's Presidents Day! The markets are closed, but $MATTRESS trades 24/7.

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📥 Download the Mattress Mascot

📊 $MATTRESS Tokenomics

Wallet	Allocation	Purpose
JMATT	21,000,000	Dev Wallet
1bEER	2,100,000	Thematic Allocation
DPiZzA	2,100,000	Thematic Allocation
aDUMb	308,133,333	Treasury Reserve Wallet
BURN	23,100,027.41	Burned for testing
Total Supply	976,899,973	Max Supply

🔹 Oversight & Regulation

Mattress Reserve is proudly overseen by:

D.U.M.B.
Department for
Unlimited
Mattress
Bureaucracy

- The agency that fines you for ripping the tag off.
- You know that tag on the mattress? You may receive a D.U.M.B. Enforcement Action if you tear it off.
- You have been warned.

This is not financial advice. $MATTRESS has no utility, no roadmap, and no insiders. Do not buy this.